"really wishes she had a huge glass of caffeine-free coke in crushed ice with a straw. It doesn't get any better than that."
Ummm yah it does. Try Coke WITH caffeine.
I mean it's like saying:
"really wishes she had a huge pizza without any cheese. It doesn't get any better than that."
OR
"really wishes she had a banana split without any ice cream. It doesn't get any better than that."
OR
Really wishes she had a chili dog without a hot dog. It doesn't get any better than that." (actually you just got yourself a bowl of chili)
OR
"really wishes she had chips and salsa but substituted corn flakes for the chips. It doesn't get any better than that." (based on a true story-college roommate with food issues)
OR
Come up with one of your own that I can add to my list.
Is this woman serious? Yes, Yes she is. Oh and did I mention she is the mother of 9 children- Hey sistah do yourself a favor and DRINK THE CAFFEINE!